This has been stuck in my head for DAYS.. I couldn't focus in class anymore because it was eating my brain
And now, some writing:
Dib never expected it. Well, he never expected most of the things the Irken would do. It seemed Zim liked to be a spontaneaous embarrassment.
He was in the process of getting his books out of his locker, his back to the crowded hallway, when he felt a presence behind him.
The body leaned in, whispering hotly in his ear, "So, tell me, Dib worm.." it switched to a sing-song tone to a familiar tune, "What do I have to do, to get inside of you? To get inside of you? 'Cuz I love the way you move, when I'm inside of you. When I'm inside of you."
Zim flickered the teen's piercings with his thin tongue, tickling all around the outer shell. Dib's face instantly became a rather fetching shade of peony even as he tried to ignore the alien.
He suddenly stiffened, eyes going wide and blush darkening when a claw-like hand decided to get a little too familiar. Dib still wasn't sure how Zim had managed to do so without Dib noticing, but the invader had stealthily plunged a hand down into Dib's pants to give his bare ass a naughty squeeze.. and it appeared that those green digits wanted to explore just a little bit more....
Dib yelped and hissed angrilly through clenched teeth, extremely glad that his trenchcoat was able to hide this public molestation as well as the 'problem' he was beginning to sport in front.
"For the last time, Zim.... Will you keep your hands out of my pants when we're in public?!"
Song: "Inside Of You" by Hoobastank